Two are arguing who is tougher.
"Last week I rode a 2000lb bull it bucked me off so I punched it one time and it turned into steaks" said the first. "That's nothing, last time I had sex I used a live rattler for a condom" boasted the second.
The third said nothing, and continued quietly stirring the embers in the fire with his penis.
Submitted July 16, 2017 at 08:19PM by Sharkrocket777