Guy: Doctor, My wife is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize how it is possible.
"There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died.
Guy:That is totally nonsense. Someone else must have shot the Lion!
Doctor: Good! Next patient please...
Edit: a word
Submitted July 15, 2017 at 03:36PM by PunkZdoc