We're making shrimp scampi, which is a rare treat in my household. She handed me a bag of shrimp and said "take the tails off these while I start the rest".
I looked her dead in the eye and said, "So you're putting me on shrimp de-tail?"
The silence that followed was priceless.
Submitted July 14, 2017 at 11:06PM by repeatsrs