Thursday, November 23, 2017

I have 4 eyes, 2 mouths and 5 ears. What am I?

Ugly.



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 07:44PM by BaconLord1401

My dad got my mom with an oldie but a goodie tonight.

Mom: What are you guys up to?

Dad: I’m up to about 5’9”

He’s a legend



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 11:29PM by tonhtubra

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 10:45PM by Decladon007

What did Western Digital say after they drove across the state of New York?

That was a solid state drive.



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 10:27PM by GWAHARGEBEFLE

Why don't hillbillies do reverse cowgirl?

Because they don't turn their back on family.



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 08:53PM by RockabillyOx

Why did C-3PO get lost?

He went on an R2-Dtour.



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 08:12PM by AdvantaJeous

What do you call a baby turkey?

A goblet



Submitted November 23, 2017 at 10:03PM by lizardmanforever