Wednesday, June 20, 2018

A tiny hamlet in my county burned down completely because a kid was playing with matches.

It takes a child to raze a village.



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 08:44AM by porichoygupto

How does every racist joke start?

With a white guy looking over his shoulder



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 04:49AM by ElephunkMescudi

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 11:10AM by Capetoider

I decided to delete all the german names from my phone...

It’s Hans-free now



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 10:53AM by bluffermuff

I got fired from my kitchen job for stealing cookware...

.. it was a whisk I was willing to take.



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 10:23AM by prodigalkal7

What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on its foot?

Mitosis



Submitted June 20, 2018 at 09:00AM by priv_rex