Monday, May 28, 2018
A hockey player will shower after three periods.
Submitted May 27, 2018 at 09:00PM by TheFamousIgnoramus
Sunday, May 27, 2018
My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today.
"Really!" I exclaimed.
"No," She said, "April Foogargagggrraggggle."
That'll teach her to try and be funny...
Submitted May 27, 2018 at 02:20PM by DawneBennett
At work at PetSmart, little boy yells "guess what?! I have 3 knees!!" My manager takes the bait, says "oh yeah?"
He yells "yeah my left one, my right one, and a weeKNEE!" Child giggles ensue. Instilling dad jokes at a young age. Dadding done right. (:
Submitted May 27, 2018 at 12:37PM by redstert