Thursday, December 14, 2017

I asked my dad to make a dad joke

He told me that I am enough



Submitted December 14, 2017 at 06:53AM by Pepso0

Have you heard the guy who’s vegetable truck hit a flat tire?

He should’ve brought a spare I guess...



Submitted December 14, 2017 at 04:42AM by LegendaryTooth

I had to fight traffic to get home,

I put two Subaru’s in the hospital.



Submitted December 14, 2017 at 05:16AM by Neworldsamurai

What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.



Submitted December 14, 2017 at 01:17AM by MrMephistoX

I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.

So I applied for a General Grant.



Submitted December 14, 2017 at 05:01AM by newenglandredshirt

I'm so white, the only thing more pale than me is...

A bucket.



Submitted December 13, 2017 at 10:57PM by MegaNerd42

What gets bigger the more you take from it?

The lower class.



Submitted December 13, 2017 at 09:48PM by Ezra611