Thursday, January 18, 2018

Why was the navigator fired?

He had a bad latitude.



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 09:50AM by mkaic

So a boy asks his father what's an alcoholic

The father says, "see those 4 trees over there? An alcoholic would see 8 trees" The boy replies, "but dad, I only see two trees!"



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 11:21AM by The_Silent_Shot1

Why do guys always give their jacket to girls when they're cold?

Because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering.



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 10:16AM by NKrishnaStark

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: "Put it on my bill."



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 01:01PM by Alessia_Fisher

Sex is like a card game

if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 10:18AM by Swaggerkid_2005

If the Russian ruler was called the Tsar and his wife was the Tsarina, what were their children called?

Tsardines.



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 09:06AM by RonPalancik

I tried to start a Velcro business

But it didn't stick.



Submitted January 18, 2018 at 09:32AM by WhiteMos