Monday, September 25, 2017

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 03:35PM by GOLDEN_LAD

What noise does the number eight make when it's in a great mood?

Grrrrr



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 04:28PM by Merlin_Kush

My wife has been at a baby shower for 4 hours.

How long does it take to clean a baby!??



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 02:31PM by arthritictongue

I asked my wife to help me pick out some new music on Spotify.

She gave me some sound advice.



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 04:54PM by lucidus_somniorum

Who would win if the American President debated the British Prime Minister?

After all, Trump may trump May, or May may trump Trump



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 11:21AM by James__K__Polk

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 12:10PM by JohnnyNooo

Boyfriend: I’ve come to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.

Dad: You’ve got to take all of her or it’s no deal.



Submitted September 25, 2017 at 01:49PM by BattleRoyaleWtCheese